May 2013
lifeonelesdee:
consulting-moose-captain:
mina-marina:
literalove:
alex-of-macedonia:
zombicorns:
mina-marina:
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
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April 2013
Watchsquidwardxtentacles:
thehotelcat:
housewarningparty:
cheersfortacos:
ontheupandup:
vinyasanya:
its never not a good time for this video
I really want this to get to 100000 notes
yes
the first time i saw this video was in like 7th grade and it was filmed right by my friends house by these two kids we saw all the time and we had the biggest crushes on them A TRUE STORY FROM ME
I...
smokeandsong:
sirken:
betzine:
221cbakerstreet:
thedaddycomplex:
pattista:
Apparently, “Not my problem” in Polish is “nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.” Literally “not my circus, not my monkey.”
Officially working the English translation into my vernacular.
yes I am
Eastern European languages are fantastic.
#apparently the german equivalent of ‘it’s all greek to me’ translates to ‘i...
jesuschristvevo:
do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
