visiting my uncle at the farmers market (at Central NY Regional Market)
driving around with this kid listening to music, probably my favorite thing.
game night with Nick, Dan, Braden and Mike last night. Cards Against Humanity is great.
So, this happened last night. Apartment 9 opens a coconut with a drill circa 1960. Nobody was hurt during the filming of this episode, except the coconut. That was hurt severely.
going for a walk around the block while the laundry is in the dryer. It is absolutely perfect outside.
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
i always need to reblog this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!
wow it got better
sweet shit
OH YES
OMFG THIS FUCKING BIT
See, you guys who haven’t read the books don’t know that none of this happened in the book
the book had just a stupid generic happy ending
so all these book kids went to the movie and all was going as planned
AND THEN THIS DUDE JUST FUCKING KILLS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS
AND THEN EVERYBODY STARTS FUCKING DYING
IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
SERIOUSLY WATCH BREAKING DAWN PT. 2
i gotta be real wit chu i went to breaking down 2 just to make fun of it
i used to be a fan i had that phase and i read the books ofc
and i was just chillin watchin dis movie laughing at the shity acting and shit
AND THEN FUCKING THIS HAPPENED
AND I FELL OUT OF MY GOD DAMN SEAT
THEY WENT AND KILLED FUCKING EVERYONE I CARED ABOUT AND I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT THAT MANY PEOPLE AND THEY KILLED THEM AND I JUST
and then it wasn’t real and i fucking pissed my pants my heart was beating so hard i was legitimately ready to get up and walk the fuck out of the theater
OMG NO SAME
one of the greatest moments in movie history
this one is for the history books
no guys seriously, you need to understand that the book literally ends with the volturi being like
OH….OH WELL….SORRY….THIS WAS A MISTAKE….WE’LL JUST….GO….THIS IS AWKWARD….
after everybody just stood and stared at each other in a field for a few chapters
Wtf?! Hahah now I feel like I need to see part 2.
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I suggest all females watch this.
*i suggest all humans watch this.
THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED WATCHING FOR ALL HUMANS
I’m a 17 year old white guy living in middle class America. I’ve never exactly been a supporter of feminism because that kind of thing has never really affected me personally. I don’t notice it and I don’t care about it. But in nine minutes this video has made what is truly a serious problem extremely apparent. Those “why I need feminism” posts or those slut-shaming or rape culture campaigns never convince me of anything. But this video actually did I think.
tl;dr This video kicks ass, just watch it.
Public schools can get a free copy-worthwhile viewing!
Always reblog this.
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thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:
Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.
1912 to 1922.
The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.
He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.
holy shit
And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.
still no oscar
Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.
are we going to ignore the fact that both Rose and Daisy’s names are names of flowers..no okay..
@amanda
wow i am suddenly all about dedicating my life to studying leo.
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